OKAY I'M GOING IN.
...AND THE POKéMON BOX FEATURE IS NOTABLY
DISABLED. Game balance?!
My team is Delele, Rastromao, Yezzt, Longstreet, Marissa, and Charap. All level 54, except for Delele at 55.
VERSUS ELITE FOUR AARONAaron sends out Dustox (lv. 53, ♂)
Go on, Delele!
Delele sets up Sticky Web!
Dustox used Bug Buzz! (112/170) Special Defence fell!
Delele, return! Go on, Charap!
DUSTOX USED LIGHT SCREEN? WHAT
Charap used Chatter! It's super-effective... but barely did anything. Dustox's ability must also be Shield Dust!
DUSTOX HOLDS BLACK SLUDGE
And Dustox used Toxic!
Charap Chattered again, and Dustox used Bug Buzz, but Charap dodged it. Charap is at 134/164 HP and Dustox is in green HP thanks to Black Sludge and Light Screen.
But Charap holds the Metronome item!
Dustox used Bug Buzz!
Dustox is in Red, Charap is at 71/164.
AARON USED FULL RESTORE...!!!!
Charap used Chatter! It's only doing like 1/3 of Dustox's HP. Charap's HP fell to 31, but Light Screen has finally worn off.
Charap used Chatter! Dustox fainted!
But Charap also fainted from poison!
Go on, Longstreet!
Aaron sent out Beautifly!
Longstreet used Brave Bird!
An OHKO! (133/179 recoil)
Aaron sends out Heracross! (lv. 54, ♂)
Heracross is slowed down!
Longstreet used Brave Bird! Another OHKO! Longstreet was damaged by recoil but ate Sitrus Berry.
Aaron sends out Vespiquen! (♀, lv. 54)
Well I'll just Brave Bird this too! ...But Vespiquen didn't faint?! And ate its own Sitrus Berry!
Vespiquen used Aerial Ace! (12/179)
Longstreet, use U-Turn!
Hang in there, Delele!
But Vespiquen used Acrobatics?! Delele toughed it out! (1/170)
AARON USED ANOTHER FULL RESTORE ARGH
Delele used X-Scissor... but it might not have KO'd anyway.
I switched out Delele for Yezzt, who Intimidated Vespiquen, but got hit by a huge Acrobatics critical anyway. (127/174)
Yezzt used Spark! Another critical hit... and Vespiquen fainted.
Aaron sent out Drapion! Slowed by Sticky Web! (Lv. 57, ♂)
DRAPION MOVED FIRST ANYWAY? AND USED EARTHQUAKE?
But it missed because Yezzt jumped I guess.
YEZZT HAS 107 SPEED HOW IS DRAPION FASTER
Drapion used another Earthquake! (27 HP)
Yezzt used Volt Switch! Big damage!
Go on, Longstreet! Who Intimidated Drapion.
Longstreet used Close Combat to KO Drapion!
I defeated Aaron!
And I Revived Charap and gave everyone Moomoo Milks.
VERSUS ELITE FOUR BERTHABertha sent out Quagsire! (♀, lv. 55)
Go, Delele!
Delele used Sticky Web!
Quagsire used TOXIC. But it missed.
Delele, return!
Go on, Marissa!
Quagsire used Surf! (126/142)
Marissa used Toxic Spikes!
Quagsire used Earthquake! (48/142)
Well that did more than I'd like.
Marissa, use Giga Drain! An OHKO! (142/142)
Bertha sends out Whiscash!
Well, another Water/Ground? Time to set up Toxic Spikes Part 2!
Whiscash used Bulldoze! It dropped Marissa's speed! (102/142)
But Marissa is still faster and goes for Giga Drain! (142/142)
Whiscash ate a Rindo Berry, but still got OHKO'd!
Bertha sends out Sudowoodo! (♀, lv. 56)
Come back, Marissa!
Go on, Rastromao!
Sudowoodo used Head Smash! (108/204)
Sudowoodo's ability is Rock Head!
Rastromao used Earth Power! It's super-effective! Sudowoodo fainted!
Yezzt reached level 56 and is finally learning Crunch to replace Bite!
Bertha chooses Golem! (♀, lv. 56)
Golem is faster than Rastromao and KOs him with Earthquake?!
Yikes.
Go on, Marissa!
Marissa used Giga Drain to KO Golem!
Bertha sends out her last Pokémon, Hippowdon (♀, lv. 59). Sticky Webbed and Toxic'd.
But also Sand Stream.
Marissa used Giga Drain! (Yellow HP)
Hippowdon goes for Earthquake! AN OHKO WTF IT WAS A CRITICAL HIT
Um... Go Charap!
Bertha used Full Restore, curing Hippowdon's poison and healing its HP!
Charap used... Echoed Voice for barely anything.
Charap used Echoed Voice again, doing a bit more. Hippowdon goes for an OHKO Ice Fang!
Go, Delele!?!?
X-Scissor! ...HIPPOWDON USED REST WTF
HIPPOWDON WOKE UP WITH CHESTO BERRY?
WTF WTF WTF
Hippowdon's final move is Crunch, which devastates Delele (40/173) but activates Swarm!
Delele used X-Scissor... bringing Hippowdon to yellow, and dodged Crunch with affection!
Delele X-Scissored and brought Hippowdon to red but fainted to ICe Fang.
Go, Yezzt??
Use your new Crun-... oh Full Restore again.
But Crunch lowered its Defence.
Come back, Yezzt! Go, Longstreet! For two Intimidates now.
Hippowdon used Earthquake to no effect!
Longstreet, use U-Turn! Go, Yezzt! Intimidate #3!
Hippowdon used Ice Fang but missed.
Come back, Yezzt! Go, Longstreet! Intimidate #4! Hippowdon predictably used EQ and failed.
Longstreet U-Turned again to Yezzt for a fifth Intimidate.
Hippowdon had enough of this and used Rest. So it's time to spam Crunch. Unfortunately, three Crunches aren't enough, but at least Earthquake only did a little more than 1/3. (105/177)
Yezzt used another Crunch to KO Hippowdon!
I get the feeling I needed to bring more Revives. Although I do have enough Moomoo Milks.
VERSUS ELITE FOUR FLINTFlint sends out Rapidash (lv. 58, ♂)
Go on, Delele!
Uh... Well this is a bad match-up.
BUT I ANTICIPATED THIS AND GAVE DELELE A QUICK CLAW, WHICH ACTIVATED FOR TURN 1 STICKY WEB.
Rapidash retaliated with a FLAME CHARGE. (9/173)
Come back, Delele!
Go on, Rastromao!
Rapidash used Flame Charge, which isn't effective. I also gave Rastromao Leftovers! (187/204)
Rapidash used Iron Tail!
Well, since I have the chance... I'll try to get an Ancient Power boost!
Rapidash Iron Tailed again, but unfortunately got a Defence Drop this time. And my second Ancient Power didn't get a boost either.
Rapidash used Iron Tail, but Rastromao Recovered to full HP.
Rastromao, return! You can't tank that well with a Defence drop.
Go, Longstreet!
Longstreet dodged an incoming Hypnosis! And then Quick Attacked the +2 Speed Rapidash for a KO!
Flint sends out STEELIX (lv. 57, ♂)
?
Longstreet used U-Turn!
Go on, Rastromao!
Steelix used Iron Tail, doing significantly more damage than Rapidash's. (125/204 after Leftovers)
Flint then WITHDREW Steelix into... Drifblim? (lv. 58, ♂)
Drifblim tanked the Muddy Water quite well.
I switched out to Charap to take a Will-O-Wisp? I want my Drifblim to know that too. ;-;
DRIFBLIM USED MINIMIZE OH NO YOU DON'T
Charap used Chatter! Drifblim is confused! But ate a Sitrus Berry. (Green HP)
Flint withdrew Drifblim and sent out Steelix! Who takes Chatter like a champ.
Charap used Parting Shot to Rastromao! Steelix hurt himself!
Steelix this time stayed in, dodged Muddy Water, and Crunched!
But not the second Muddy Water, which KO'd Steelix! (114/208)
Flint sends out Lopunny (♂, lv. 57)
Lopunny used HIGH JUMP KICK?!
Rastromao Recovers it off.
I have no idea what to do here.
But Lopunny keeps High Jump Kicking, but it's really weak. Unfortunately, Lopunny has Leftovers too, and my own Earth Power is also weak.
Flint withdrew Lopunny for Drifblim, but I predicted this and used a super-effective, CRITICAL HIT AND ALL-BOOSTING ANCIENT POWER.
Drifblim Baton Passes out of there back to Lopunny into another Ancient Power.
Rastromao won't outspeed anything despite being +1 Speed and Flint's team being at -1 due to Sticky Web.
Lopunny used High Jump Kick but missed, crippling itself and getting KO'd by a Muddy Water!
Flint sends out Drifblim for a desperate Minimize, and dodges my last Ancient Power.
THEN DRIFBLIM BATON PASSED TO FLINT'S ACE... INFERNAPE. (lv. 61, ♂)
wtf it's level 61?
INFERNAPE DODGED MUDDY WATER.
Infernape used CLOSE COMBAT! Though Rastromao almost OHKO'd it... if not for FOCUS SASH.
Infernape used another Close Combat, bringing Rastromao to red HP... but Rastromao Recovered. (137/208)
Infernape went for another Close Combat. Rastromao decided it's enough and Earth Powered to KO.
All Flint has now is Drifblim and Minimize hax, but Rastromao hit with a Muddy Water and KO'd anyway.
Longstreet grew to level 57 and wants to learn Final Gambit. I'd rather not. And I beat Flint!
Fortunately, I didn't need to use Revives, so I healed everyone up and gave Rastromao a Leppa Berry for Ancient Power.
VERSUS ELITE FOUR LUCIANLucian sends out Mr. Mime (lv. 59, ♂)
Go, Delele!
Delele activates Quick Claw and Sticky Webs!
Mr. Mime used Reflect!
Delele, return! I might need you later. Go on, Charap!
Mr. Mime lets out a powerful Psychic! (37/170)
Charap moves first with Chatter! And confuses Mr. Mime!
But Mr. Mime used Light Screen.
Charap used Parting Shot!
Um... I dunno who to send out. Go, Rastromao?
Mr. Mime hurt himself in confusion.
Twice in a row. (Still green HP)
Rastromao used Muddy Water! And dropped Mr. Mime's accuracy!
Mr. Mime snapped out of confusion to use Psychic! But missed. Rastromao used Ancient Power! (Yellow HP)
Mr. Mime used Psychic but missed again. Rastromao Ancient Powered but no boost.
Mr. Mime's next Psychic finally hit. (173/211)
Uh...hm.
Lucian used a Full Restore!
Alright, then I dunno. But Reflect and Light Screen wore off.
Come back, Rastromao! Go on, Yezzt!
Mr. Mime used Light Screen on the switch. And then Reflect.
But Yezzt has CHARGE to tank these Psychics!
And it helps that Mr. Mime has an accuracy drop and a Special Attack drop.
Yezzt's Spark paralyzed Mr. Mime! And after two Charges, only takes 31 damage from Psychic.
I'll have Yezzt use Charge until the screens are gone.
Mr. Mime has fainted! The screens are gone! And Lucian sends out MEdicham (lv. 60, ♂). And Yezzt has 79/180 HP.
But despite all that set-up, Spark barely does anything to Medicham and Medicham just High Jump Kicks to KO.
Go, Charap! Use Chatter! This KO'd Medicham!
Lucian sends out Girafarig! (♂, lv. 59)
Charap used Chatter! A critical hit! And Girafarig is confused! But GIRAFARIG USED THUNDERBOLT YIKES
Charap fainted!
Go, Longstreet! Intimidate Girafarig... and use U-Turn!
U-Turn KO'd with a critical hit!
Um... go Rastromao? At least get the Leftovers recovery. (157/211)
Lucian sends out ALAKAZAM (♂, lv. 60)
Alakazam used Future Sight!
...Rastromao used Earth Power, doing about 1/3 of its HP.
Alakazam used Psychic! (24/211)
oh shit
Rastromao used Earth Power again, and Lucian Full Restored the turn after. After another Earth Power (which got a special defence drop), Rastromao would've been wiped out by Future Sight, but affection kicked in to leave him at 1 HP.
Alakazam had enough and used Psychic to KO.
You're in charge, Delele!
But Alakazam moved first despite Sticky Web and cleanly OHKO'd with Psychic.
Go, Longstreet!
Alakazam used FUTURE SIGHT, and Longstreet KO'd with U-Turn.
My only choice here is Marissa. Go?
Lucian sends out his Bronzong. (lv. 63)
Bronzong has Levitate due to not being affected by Sticky Web.
Marissa used Stun Spore, but Bronzong dodged it and used TRICK ROOM.
Bronzong used Earthquake! (52/146)
That did a ton more damage than I expected.
Marissa used Stun Spore again to hope for parahax, but then got KO'd by Future Sight.
Go on, Longstreet! Intimidate that thing!
Now I have a decision... Trick Room is active. I can Close Combat for the most damage but with defence debuffs, I can U-turn, I can Quick Attack (no), or I can Brave Bird for still more damage than U-turn but with some recoil.
Bronzong is paralysed and can't move... and Longstreet Brave Birded! (176/188) (Bronzong took about 1/5 or 1/6?)
Bronzong used Payback! (146/188)
Longstreet used Close Combat! (Still green HP)
Bronzong is paralysed and can't move! Longstreet Close Combatted! (Low yellow)
BUT BRONZONG HAS A CLUTCH SITRUS BERRY
TRICK ROOM WORE OFF
LONGSTREET CLOSE COMBAT (red)
BRONZONG REMAINS FULLY PARALYSED
LONGSTREET DID HER LAST CLOSE COMBAT TO KO BRONZONG!!
I defeated Lucian!