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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 8, 2017 12:55:57 GMT -5
I got to the Pokémon Centre on the mountain. They also had Moomoo Milk! And Madam Memorial, the move rememberer! Finally.
So I'm walking around AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S FREAKING HAU UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH. HE'S FINALLY BACK.
AND OF COURSE HE'S CHALLENGING ME TO A BATTLE. LOSER.
Versus Hau!
Hau chooses Raichu (♂, lv. 53)! Go, Emobone. <_<;
I taught Emobone the Shadow Bone move from Madam Memorial. Let's try it out.
But first, Raichu uses Psychic! (15/121) Emobone used Shadow Bone! Raichu fainted! Emobone leveled up to level 48!
Hau chooses Komala (♀, lv. 53)! Your fourth Pokémon is this thing?
Komala used Shadow Claw! Emobone fainted!
...oh.
Go, Toucannon! Heat up your beak!
Komala used Sucker Punch, but Toucannon dodged it! Beak Blast!
Komala used Sucker Punch (78/137) and Toucannon used Brick Break! Komala fainted.
Hau chooses Flareon (♂, lv. 53)!
Flareon used FLARE BLITZ! Toucannon fainted!
Fine. Go, Minior!
Flareon used Baby-Doll Eyes! ...MINIOR USED SHELL SMASH.
Minior used Power Gem! It's super-effective! Flareon fainted! Minior leveled up to level 49!
Hau chooses Primarina (♂, lv. 54)!
Be careful, Minior. Use Power Gem! ...Not even half damage done. Primarina uses HYDRO VORTEX! It's super-effective! Minior fainted!
You're in charge, /b/mag! /b/mag used Volt Switch! It's super-effective!
Go, Bull Moo! Bull Moo Intimidated Primarina! Primarina used Sparkling Aria, but missed.
Bull Moo used Wild Charge! It's super-effective! Primarina fainted. Bull Moo grew to level 49!
Hau lost.
Hau claims to be frustrated because he actually tried for the first time in his life, but I disagree. Hau is now running back where he came from, instead of, uh, forward.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 11, 2017 23:24:27 GMT -5
It's time to face the Elite 4...
Lassy lv. 48 @big Root: Hidden Power Ground, Draining Kiss, Quiver Dancer, Bug Buzz /b/mag lv. 48 @eviolite: Thunder Wave, Light Screen, Volt Switch, Flash Cannon Minior lv. 49 @wiki Berry: Shell Smash, Psychic, Hidden Power Ice, Power Gem Ms. Sandbag lv. 49 @muscle Band: Fake Out, Heavy Slam, Knock Off, Close Combat Decidueye lv. 49 @salac Berry: Roost, Grass Pledge, Shadow Ball, Nasty Plot Bull Moo lv. 49 @normalium Z: Rest, Sleep Talk, Facade, Wild Charge
IT'S TIME... VERSUS ELITE FOUR HALA!
Yup, Hala is first. He has FIVE dudes.
Hala chooses HARIYAMA (♂, lv. 54)! Go, Lassy!
Hariyama used Fake Out! (77/123) ...uhhh that's more powerful than I'm comfortable with.
Lassy, come back! Go, Decidueye! Hariyama used Close Combat, but it failed.
Decidueye used Nasty Plot! Hariyama used KNOCK OFF! (1/148) Decidueye hung on so I wouldn't feel sad!
omg help
Hariyama used Fake Out! But it failed. wot Decidueye used Grass Pledge! (yellow) Hariyama used Fake Out! But it failed. Decidueye used Grass Pledge! Hariyama fainted. Decidueye grew to level 50!
Hala chooses Crabominable (♂, lv. 55)! Wtf is that
Decidueye, use Roost! (81/152) Crabominable used ICE HAMMER! Crabominable's speed fell! (1/152) Decidueye toughed it out!
Okay... Decidueye, use Grass Pledge! Cranominable fainted!
Hala chooses Primeape (♂, lv. 54)! Primeape used Pursuit! Decidueye toughed it out! (1/152) Decidueye used Grass Pledge! Primeape fainted.
Hala sends out Bewear (♂, lv. 54). Decidueye used Roost! Bewear used Brutal Swing! Decidueye fainted.
Ugh... Go, Ms. Sandbag! Fake Out! Bewear flinched. Bewear used Hammer Arm, but missed! Ms. Sandbag used Close Combat! A critical hit! (Yellow HP) I'm stunned that wasn't enough.
Ms. Sandbag, return! Go, Lassy! Hala used a Full Restore!
wot
Lassy, use Quiver Dance! Bewear used Hammer Arm! It's not very effective. (37/123)
Lassy, use Draining Kiss! It's super-effective! (102/123) (Green HP on Bewear) Bewear used Hammer Arm, but it missed.
Why is it so bulky? Lassy, use another Quiver Dance! Bewear used Hammer Arm! (59/123)
Lassy, use Draining Kiss again! (123/123) Bewear used Hammer Arm! (81/123)
Lassy, finish it with a Draining Kiss! (123/123) A critical hit. Bewear fainted.
Hala chooses Poliwrath (♂, lv. 54)
Lassy, use Draining Kiss! (yellow) Poliwrath used WATERDALL! A CRITICAL HIT! Lassy fainted!
Well that wasn't nice. Go, /b/mag! Volt Switch! It's super-effective! (red) Uh... go... Ms. Sandbag!
Poliwrath used Submission! (91/203) Poliwrath fainted from recoil!
/b/mag grew to level 49.
Hala was defeated! *uses Revives and Super Potions*
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 11, 2017 23:33:28 GMT -5
Next up is.... who are you again? Some windy weirdo girl. Do I know her?
Her name is Kahili. She's a golfer. She uses a Flying team... well, I could guess from the wings, so I moved /b/mag out front! She has 5 Pokémon too.
VERSUS KAHILI!
Kahili chooses Skarmory (♂, lv. 54)! Go, /b/mag!
SKARMORY USED SPIKES. /b/mag used Volt Switch! It's super-effective! A critical hit! Skarmory's Sturdy activates and it endured the hit!
Go, Minior! Shields Down!
KAHILI USED A FULL RESTORE Minior used Shell Smash!
Minior used Power Gem! Skarmory used Steel Wing, but missed with my shout!
Minior used Power Gem! Skarmory fainted!
Kahili chooses Mandibuzz (♀, lv. 54)!
Minior, use Power Gem! (yellow) Mandibuzz used BRAVE BIRD! (85/126)
Kahili used another Full Restore. Ugh, I should've Shell Smashed... but it's POWER GEM! I didn't know she had multiple Full Restores...
Power Gem again! Mandibuzz fainted.
Kahili chooses TOUCANNON (♂, lv. 55)!
Meanwhile, mine is in a PC box. Minior, use Power Gem! It's super-effective! ...Toucannon fainted! Minior leveled up to level 50! Minior wants to learn Explosion! ...no way.
Kahili chooses Oricorio (♀, lv. 54)! It's the red one. Minior, use Power Gem! It's super-effective! Oricorio fainted.
Kahili chooses Crobat (♂, lv. 54)!
Crobat moves first with Supersonic! Minior is confused! Minior used Psychic! It's super-effective! Crobat has red HP.
Crobat used Air Slash, but it missed. Minior used Hidden Power! It's super-effective! Crobat fainted. Minior leveled up to level 51!
Kahili was defeated!
She reports being annoyed by Kukui.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 11, 2017 23:54:01 GMT -5
Let's see what's next...
THE ROCK CHAMBER. Featuring... Olivia?! And a bunch of rocks.
I gave Bull Moo Smart Strike over Wild Charge in preparation.
VERSUS ELITE FOUR OLIVIA! With her 5 Pokémon...
Olivia chooses Relicanth (♂, lv. 54)!
Go, /b/mag!
Relicanth moves FIRST, and used Yawn! Perfect counter to that: Volt Switch! (yellow HP) Who to send out...
Go, Decidueye! (Now with a new Salac Berry) Relicanth moves first AGAIN with Yawn! Decidueye used Nasty Plot!
Well you can't sweep while asleep, but I know who can deal with this yawning. Decidueye, come back! Go, Bull Moo! Bull Moo Intimidated Relicanth!
Relicanth uses Ancient Power! (101/144)
Bull Moo used Smart Strike and moves first! (red) Relicanth used Yawn! Bull Moo grew Drowsy!
Bull Moo used Smart Strike! Relicanth fainted!
Decidueye grew to level 51, and Bull Moo fell asleep!
Olivia chooses Lycanroc (♂, lv. 55)! It's the creepy one. Bull Moo is fast asleep! Bull Moo used Sleep Talk! Bull Moo used Smart Strike! It's super-effective! A critical hit! (But Lycanroc has green HP!)
Lycanroc uses a Z-Move, Continental Crush! Bull Moo fainted!
...ACK.
You're in charge, /b/mag! Lycanroc used Crunch! /b/mag's Defense fell! (84/118) /b/mag used Flash Cannon! It's super-effective! (Sliver of red)
/b/mag, return, now! Go, Ms. Sandbag! Olivia used a Full Restore! ...oops.
Ms. Sandbag, use Fake Out! Lycanroc flinched.
OLIVIA WITHDREW LYCANROC! Olivia chooses Carbink (lv. 54)!
Ms. Sandbag used Close Combat! (Green HP)
Well, damn.
Fortunately, I know I can set up on Carbink. Decidueye, come on out! Carbink used Moonblast! It caused Decidueye's special attack to fall. (114/154)
Not what I want. Decidueye, return! Go, Lassy! Carbink used Moonblast! (69/123) Lassy's Special Defense fell, too!
Well, Quiver Dance! Carbink used Power Gem! It's super-effective! (15/123)
Lassy, Draining Kiss, quick! (33/123) Carbink used Moonblast! Lassy toughed it out! (1/123)
Then...then... Hidden Power! It's super-effective! Carbink used Power Gem! Lassy fainted.
Ugh. Eek.
Decidueye, come back out! Use Nasty Plot! Carbink used Moonblast! A critical hit! (56/154) I can deal with that. Roost! (133/154) Carbink used Moonblast! (97/154)
Decidueye, use ANOTHER Nasty Plot! Carbink used Moonblast! (61/154)
Now... use a THIRD Nasty Plot! Carbink used Moonblast! (21/154) Decidueye's Salac Berry activated!
Okay, now Roost! (98/154) Carbink used Moonblast! (62/154) Roost, again! (139/154)
Carbink used Moonblast, but my shout caused it to miss!
Now... Decidueye... Shadow Ball! Carbink fainted!
Ms. Sandbag grew to level 50 and wants to learn Reversal. ...Well... Close Combat is better for you now.
Olivia sends Lycanroc back out!
Decidueye, use Grass Pledge! Lycanroc fainted! /b/mag grew to level 50!
Olivia chooses Probopass (♀, lv. 54)!
Decidueye used Shadow Ball! (yellow) Probopass used Thunder Wave! Oh no! Decidueye used all of its energy to break free from the paralysis!
Decidueye used Shadow Ball! Probopass fainted!
Finally, Olivia chooses Golem (♀, lv. 54)!
Decidueye used Shadow Ball! Golem endured the hit with Sturdy!
Golem used Steamroller! (92/154)
Decidueye, use Shadow Ball! Golem fainted!
Olivia was defeated!
*Revives and Super Potions, and Decidueye gets another Salac Berry*
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 12, 2017 0:08:26 GMT -5
I'm fighting Acerola, huh? Bull Moo now gets Payback over Smart Strike.
Versus Elite Four Acerola and her five Pokémon!
Acerola chooses Sableye (♀, lv. 54)! Go on, Lassy! (Redeem yourself!)
Sableye used Fake Out! (93/123) Lassy flinched!
Lassy used Quiver Dance! Sableye uses CONFUSE RAY.
Lassy is confused and hurts herself! (78/123) Sableye used Shadow Claw! (5/123)
Lassy is confused, but uses Draining Kiss! It's super-effective! A critical hit, too! (123/123) Sableye fainted! Lassy leveled up to level 49!
Acerola chooses... Froslass (♀, lv. 54)!
Lassy uses Quiver Dance! Froslass used Blizzard, but missed! Lassy snapped out of her confusion, and used Quiver Dance! Froslass used Blizzard! (76/125)
Lassy used Draining Kiss! (yellow) (125/125) Froslass used Blizzard! (80/125)
Lassy, use Bug Buzz! Froslass fainted despite it not being very effective.
Acerola chooses Dhelmise! (level 54)
It's that creepy thing.
Lassy, use Bug Buzz! A critical hit! Dhelmise lives! (red HP) Dhelmise used SLAM? (17/125)
Lassy used Bug Buzz! Dhelmise fainted!
Acerola chooses Palossand (♀, lv. 55)!
... ... Well, Lassy needs HP, so... Draining Kiss! (Green HP!) (99/125) Palossand used Shadow Ball! (53/125)
Lassy used Quiver Dance! Palossand uses a Z-MOVE! NEVER-ENDING NIGHTMARE!
oh nooooooooooooooooo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lassy fainted!
Jerk!
Go, Ms. Sandbag! Use Knock Off! It's super-effective! (yellow) Palossand uses EARTH POWER! (56/207) YIKES.
Give it another Knock Off! It's super-effective! Palossand fainted!
Acerola chooses Drifblim (♀, lv. 54)!
Drifblim uses Ominous Wind, but misses! Ms. Sandbag used Knock Off! (green HP)
Y'know what? Nah. Ms. Sandbag, return! You're in charge, Bull Moo!
Bull Moo Intimidated Drifblim! Drifblim used Ominous Wind, but it had no effect.
Bull Moo used Payback! It's super-effective!( yellow)
Drifblim used Focus Energy!
Bull Moo used Payback! (RED) Drifblim used... Amnesia?
Acerola used Full Restore!
Bull Moo used Payback!
Ugh... Bull Moo used another Payback! Drifblim used Amnesia!
Bull Moo, Payback! (yellow) Drifblim used Amnesia...
...did you forget how to battle? Bull Moo, Payback! Drifblim fainted! Drifblim's Aftermath activated! (96/144)
Acerola failed to blow me to smithereens, and I've beaten the whole Elite 4!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 12, 2017 0:30:10 GMT -5
I warp to this crystallised room and sit on the throne.
Kukui walks up and says I'm now the Pokémon League Champion! ...then he shook his head.
...He says I need to battle one final trainer...HIM.
ACK!
POKéMON PROFESSOR KUKUI VERSUS
dis music HE HAS SIX POKéMON
Kukui chooses Lycanroc (♂, lv. 57)! Uh... go Lassy?
Lycanroc used Stone Edge! Lassy fainted!
...shit.
Go, Ms. Sandbag! Use Fake Out! Lycanroc flinched.
Lycanroc uses STEALTH ROCK. AHHH. Ms. Sandbag used Close Combat! It's super-effective! A critical hit! Lycanroc fainted!
Ms. Sandbag grew to Lv. 51!
Kukui chooses Braviary (♂, lv. 56)!
Well... I got a Pokémon that can beat this... Go, /b/mag! Pointed stones dug into /b/mag! (113/120) Braviary used BRAVE BIRD! (96/120)
Braviary used Tailwind! /b/mag used Thunder Wave! Braviary is paralysed! /b/mag used Light Screen! Braviary used Whirlwind!
Ms. Sandbag is sent out and is hurt by the rocks! (196/210)
Ms. Sandbag used Fake Out!
Um... Ms. Sandbag, come back. Go, /b/mag! (89/120) Braviary used Whirlwind?! Decidueye is dragged out! (136/157) The Tailwind petered out.
Decidueye can NOT handle that. Go, Bull Moo! (126/144 from Stealth Rock) Braviary was Intimidated and fully Paralysed!
Okay, Bull Moo has Wild Charge again. NOW USE IT. It's super-effective! (yellow) Bull Moo was damaged by recoil. (104/144) Light Screen wore off. Bull Moo used Wild Charge! Braviary hangs on... (82/144) Braviary used Tailwind!
KUKUI USED FULL RESTORE! Bull Moo used Facade!
Bull Moo used Wild Charge! (yellow) (61/144) Braviary used Whirlwind!
/b/mag is sent out! (82/120)
/b/mag used Volt Switch! It's super-effective! Braviary fainted!
I have the lead again... Go, Ms. Sandbag! (183/210)
No more Tailwind.
Professor Kukui chooses Ninetales (♀, lv. 56)! Alolan Ninetales is Ice/Fairy...
Well, first, Fake Out!
Now then... Ninetales used Dazzling Gleam! Ms. Sandbag fainted!
I didn't expect that. Dammit.
Go, /b/mag! (75/120)
Ninetales used BLIZZARD! (34/120) /b/mag used Flash Cannon! A critical hit! Ninetales fainted!
Kukui chooses Snorlax (♂, lv. 56)!
Um... okay? Use Flash Cannon! SNORLAX USED HIGH HORSEPOWER! IT'SS UPER-EFFECTIVE
THWASBTRWHAT THE FUCFK /b/mag fainted!
Go, Bull Moo! (43/144) Snorlax was Intimidated!
Bull Moo, use Rest!
Snorlax used Heavy Slam! (105/144)
Bull Moo is fast asleep... ......IT'S TIME FOR... Z SLEEP TALK! ...GIGAVOLT HAVOC! (yellow) A critical hit!
Snorlax used Body Slam! (65/144)
Bull Moo used Sleep Talk... Bull Moo used Facade! A critical hit! (red)
Snorlax used another Body Slam! (22/144)
Bull Moo woke up! ...Bull Moo used Rest! Snorlax used Body Slam, but Ludwig's shout caused the sleeping Bull Moo to dodge it?!
Bull Moo used Sleep Talk! Bull Moo used Facade! Another critical hit! Snorlax fainted, and Bull Moo grew to level 50! Bull Moo wants to learn Thrash... but no thanks.
Kukui chooses... INCINEROAR?!!?!?! (♂, lv. 58)
UGGGH
Bull Moo is asleep... Bull Moo used Sleep Talk, and summons Facade! A critical hit! (still green HP) Incineroar used Cross Chop! Bull Moo fainted!
Why did sleep-boosted Facade do so LITTLE?
You're in charge, Minior! (98/131 from Stealth Rock)
Shields Down!
Professor Kukui withdrew Incineroar... Kukui chooses Magnezone (lv 56) Minior used Shell Smash! ...WAIT NO COME BACK NONE OF THESE MOVES ARE EFFECTIVE
Minior used Power Gem! A critical hit! (red) Magnezone used Thunder Wave, but Shields Down blocked it.
Minior used Power Gem! Magnezone used Thunder Wave, but Shields Down still blocked it. (Yellow Magnezone)
KEEP IT UP MINIOR! POWER GEM! (red HP!)
Magnezone used THUNDERBOLT! A CRITICAL HIT! Minior fainted!
... ... ... Okay, Decidueye... I choose you. (117/157)
Kukui used a Full Restore!
Decidueye used... Nasty Plot. Decidueye used another Nasty Plot!
Magnezone used Thunder Wave!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon! (12/157) Decidueye ate its Salac Berry, but Decidueye can't move from paralysis!
Hey, Kukui... How about MY Full Restore! Take that!
Magnezone used Flash Cannon! (54/157)
Decidueye used Shadow Ball! Magnezone survives with a sliver of red HP! Magnezone used Thunder Wave!
...'kay. >_> Magnezone used Flash Cannon!
Decidueye fainted!
I blacked out!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 14, 2017 19:39:15 GMT -5
So I'm going back and catching Pokémon and stuff.
I now have a Minior Red Core, Orange (JOLLY), Yellow (THIS IS ADAMANT-NATURED!), Green (the one I actually use), and Blue.
I've caught Ditto now, too! Crap natures, but DITTO.
My Alola Pokédex is 132 caught, 250 seen.
I also caught Rockruff (and told that guy standing north of my house) and Wimpod, among others.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 15, 2017 15:20:21 GMT -5
I'm trying again, with Lassy swapped for Toucannon. ...Toucannon is actually pretty bad but he just did help beat Acerola with no one fainted.
OKAY HERE'S THE TEAM VERSUS KUKUI, and now that I know Lycanroc is first...
Ms. Sandbag lv. 52 @muscle Band: Fake Out, Heavy Slam, Knock Off, Close Combat /b/mag lv. 53 @eviolite: Thunder Wave, Light Screen, Volt Switch, Flash Cannon Bull Moo lv. 51 @normalium Z: Rest, Sleep Talk, Facade, Bulldoze Minior lv. 53 @wiki Berry: Shell Smash, Psychic, Bulldoze, Power Gem Decidueye lv. 54 @salac Berry: Roost, Grass Pledge, Shadow Ball, Nasty Plot Toucannon lv. 51 @figy Berry: Bullet Seed, U-turn, Brick Break, Beak Blast
Minior and Bull Moo have Bulldoze JUST FOR THAT MAGNEZONE.
VERSUS KUKUI (try 2)
Kukui chooses Lycanroc!
Go, Ms. Sandbag!
FAKE OUT! A critical hit! Lycanroc flinched! Lycanroc uses STEALTH ROCK! Ms. Sandbag used Close Combat! Lycanroc fainted!
Kukui chooses Braviary!
Ms. Sandbag, return! Go, /b/mag! /b/mag was hurt by the SR! Braviary uses Brave Bird! (102/127) Braviary used Tailwind! /b/mag used Volt Switch! (yellow)
/b/mag comes back... Go... Minior!
Minior takes 25% from SR! (102/136)
Minior used Shell Smash! Braviary used Whirlwind!
Braviary sends in... /b/mag! Braviary used Crush Claw! (Oh, so it's not a clone of Abraham Lincoln's?) (73/127) /b/mag used Thunder Wave! BRaviary is paralysed!
/b/mag used Volt Switch! Braviary fainted! Ms. Sandbag grew to level 53!
Um... Go, Toucannon? (111/148) Kukui's Tailwind petered out.
Kukui chooses Ninetales!
Ninetales used Blizzard! Toucannon holds on! Toucannon ate its Figy Berry! (75/148) Toucannon used Beak Blast! (Yellow)
KUKUI WITHDRAWS NINETALES Kukui chooses Magnezone! Toucannon used Beak Blast! It's not very effective.
Magnezone used Thunderbolt! Toucannon fainted!
Go, Bull Moo! Bull Moo Intimidates Magnezone, and is hurt by Stealth Rock! (133/151)
YOU'LL LIKE THIS. USE BULLDOZE! It's super-effective! (yellow) Magnezone used Thunder Wave! Bull Moo is paralysed! Bull Moo gathered all of its energy to break free from the paralysis! Bull Moo used Bulldoze! Magnezone fainted!
Kukui chooses... Incineroar!
Bull Moo, return! Go, Decidueye! (141/163 from Stealth Rock)
Incineroar used Cross Chop! It had no effect.
...And now I dunno what I'm doing.
Decidueye used Shadow Ball! It's not very effective, but it did drop Incineroar's special defence.
INCINEROAR IS USING A Z-MOVE... INFERNO OVERDRIVE! IT'S A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB HOLY SHIT Decidueye fainted!
Go, Minior! Stealth Rock dug into Minior! (68/136)
KUKUI WITHDRAWS INCINEROAR AND CHOOSES SNORLAX
Minior used Power Gem, but it didn't do much.
Minior, return! Go, /b/mag! Snorlax used Heavy Slam! It's not very effective. (57/127; note it took SR damage)
/b/mag, use Flash Cannon! Snorlax used High Horsepower! /b/mag fainted!
Oh. I forgot. That happened last match, too.
WELL... OKAY. GO, MS. SANDBAG.
CLOSE COMBAT! Snorlax fainted!
Kukui chooses Ninetales!
Ms. Sandbag, return! Go, Minior!
Pointed stones dug into Minior, but Minior restored health with its Wiki Berry, and Shields Down activated!
Minior took a Dazzling Gleam, and the Shields are down. (33/136)
NINETALES USED ICE SHARD IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE MINIOR FAINTED
shit
Go for it, Bull Moo! (115/151) Bull Moo Intimidated Ninetales!
Ninetales moves first with Blizzard, but misses! Bull Moo used Bulldoze! Ninetales speed dropped.
KUKUI USED FULL RESTORE
Bull Moo used Facade! (Green)
BULL MOO, USE BREAKNECK BLITZ! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ninetales fainted!
Kukui chooses Incineroar!
Bull Moo, use Bulldoze! (green) Incineroar's speed fell! Incineroar used Cross Chop! BULL MOO TOUGHED IT OUT
Bull Moo used another Bulldoze! (yellow) Incineroar used Cross Chop! A critical hit! Bull Moo fainted!
Go for it, Ms. Sandbag! (192/218)
USE CLOSE COMBAT!
Incineroar fainted!
Professor Kukui was defeated!
I'm the first-ever Champion of the Alola Pokémon League!
My team is fancily recorded!
We're gonna celebrate in Iki Town... and Kukui is gonna let Lillie know too? Who cares about her?
I'm at Iki Town and ICKY IT'S HAU TO GREET ME. Along with the Trial Captains! And Mom!
And Gladion behind a tree.
These animation macros though. Lillie keeps looking Ludwig's way and Ludwig just totally ignores her. Hah. Until she actually says something with her words, for the first time the whole day anyone said anything.
Lillie wants me to SNEAK OUT OF MY OWN CELEBRATION FESTIVAL to go to the Ruins of Conflict, because the bridge was just fixed. (It wasn't fixed when I looked right before I became champion!) Lillie and Ludwig fearlessly cross the bridge.
There's a Zygarde cell right outside the Ruins of Conflict entrance but we're in cutscene mode. We enter the Ruins and there are no boulders or anything.
Lillie wants me to talk to a statue, and heals my team.
AHHH TAPU KOKO JUST APPEARED
AND SAID IT IS TIME
TAPU KOKO APPEARED
WAIT WHAT THESE AREN'T THE CREDITS
WHAT THE FUCK
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 15, 2017 15:38:48 GMT -5
Versus Tapu Koko?!!?
It's level 60, and summoned an Electric Terrain!
Um... Go Ms. Sandbag?
Ludwig used a Quick Ball! Tapu Koko broke free, and used Agility!
Ms. Sandbag, come back! Go, /b/mag!
Tapu Koko used Discharge! It's not very effective... (85/127)
Tapu Koko used ELECTRO BALL! (26/127) /b/mag, use Light Screen!
Tapu Koko used Discharge! (4/127) /b/mag used Flash Cannon! (green)
TAPU KOKO USED NATURE'S MADNESS (2/127)
/B/MAG USED FLASH CANNON. A CRITICAL HIT (red) The Electric Terrain wore off.
/b/mag, return! Go, Decidueye!
Tapu Koko used Nature's Madness, but Decidueye dodged it!
Ludwig used Luxury Ball! Tapu Koko broke free, and used Electro Ball! (140/163) Light Screen wore off.
Go, Ultra Ball! No shakes. Tapu Koko used Discharge! (110/163) Decidueye was paralysed.
Ultra Ball #2! Again, no shakes. Tapu Koko used another Agility!
I can't weaken it any more without getting it to faint, and my only status condition is Thunder Wave, which it's immune to...
Ultra Ball #3! SHAKE. ...BREAK.
This'll take a while.
[time skips]
I wonder wot happens if I just faint it.
I tried a Dusk Ball and it got THREE shakes. Do these Ruins count as a dark place? There's literally light coming out of a wall.
A Great Ball also got three shakes. It'd be cool if this battle UI said how many turns have passed. Keeping track of PP of the opponent would be cool too.
[time skip]
I CAUGHT TAPU KOKO WITH A DUSK BALL /b/mag grew to level 54!
Tapu Koko Lv. 60 Lonely nature Likes to thrash about 1/10 Nature's Madness, 7/15 Discharge, 20/30 Agility, 6/10 Electro Ball
I got a Tapunium Z!
Lillie sneaks us back to the festival because she thinks people won't notice we disappeared.
Hau has been jumping up and down all day. Even the Fire trial captain is now taking a nap after dancing with his bone.
Lillie says she gently scolded her mom, who is getting better. Lillie says she knows what she must do now, but before she can put it into words, there's fireworks.
... ...
Okay, credits.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 15, 2017 15:58:07 GMT -5
...no just kidding it's not the credits it's just Hau ringing the doorbell at 3:40 AM.
Fucking freak.
He claims "it's a total disaster." HE CALLED MY MOM HIS "AUNTIE" THAT LITTLE SHIT.
Hau says I MUST go with him before the ship leaves. Dude, I have a Flying Pokémon.
They're going to the Hao'ili City's Marina.
Lillie has decided she's going to Kanto. To be a Pokémon trainer.
Hau dragged me out for this? Fuck him. Let her go to Kanto, asshole.
Hau claims he's going to write a long letter to Lillie, but I doubt Hau even knows how to write. Meanwhile, Lillie gave me her most precious treasure, a Poké Doll. (I thought it'd be Nebby's bag.)
I wonder how much I can sell it for.
Now Lillie is the back of the boat waving to us. Kukui and Ludwig run to the edge of the dock and wave back. Where the fuck is Hau? In the Malasada shop? Now he's crying in the corner of the Marina.
We all decided to go back home, which for me is my house with my mom waiting outside. I'm being escorted by the professor, because I guess my house is along the way to his lab.
NOW THE CREDITS ARE ROLLING FOR REAL
Featuring a photo of Hala and Hau riding on Tauros?
And Ilima doing something with Donald Trump as people look outside from their... apartments, I guess.
wtf Olivia is eating with her Lycanroc in a human place of nourishment.
yeah I'm gonna stop commenting on all of these it's all of the trial captains and whatever doing some activity.
Your boy Guzma gets a picture, too.
Plumeria and the Team Skull folks apparently turned into standard Punk trainers. Plumeria looks much better that way. And there's Gladion getting his... hair eaten by Silvally.
Kukui either has multiple Rockruff or his Lycanroc de-evolved.
CREDITS END ...WAIT WHAT THERE'S A LAST PICTURE OF LILLIE HUGGING LUNALA but that's MY Lunala. <.<
This random narration is coming from Lillie, I think. I dunno. Or me.
OH MAN THE FOLLIES OF CHARACTER CUSTOMISATION
There's a photograph of Hau, Ludwig, and Lillie, and Ludwig didn't look like that. :x
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 15, 2017 16:03:01 GMT -5
Well, guess it's time for a leisurely post-game...
DOOR BELL
...IT'S HAU. He's assaulting our Meowth.
Hau gave me an Incinium Z and Primarium Z. Well, I have no uses for these. Hau claims he had an intense battle with Hala, but didn't specify the victor. Hau then says he's going to GO TO KANTO, where his father apparently is.
Hau runs out the door, but not before telling us the existence of a Battle Tree in Poni Island.
Meanwhile, Mom wonders if she could pass for 11 years old and go on a Battle Challenge.
An old man is waiting outside of my house and he said someone sent him there to give me an Enigmatic Card. He says no one is to know of his visit or that card.
CREEPY.
I run into my room (it's private there, right?) and look in the card:
"A mysterious card. Written on it is a request for you to go to a guest room in an Akala motel on Route 8." ...
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 15, 2017 16:24:34 GMT -5
I entered the room in Route 8. It used to be Gladion's. But he's gone now... (the receptionist did show me a letter he wrote, though. ...Isn't that a violation of privacy?)
...Instead... it's... a man calling himself Looker of the International Police. With his boss, Anabel. They say they're in a UB Task Force?
They asked if I encountered UB Symbiont... which I know as Nihilego. The Pokémon Lusamine fused with. I said I've seen it before.
When Lusamine opened the Ultra Wormhole, more Ultra Beasts than just Nihilego dropped into our world. They're apparently quite pissed off.
The International Police wants these UBs eliminated completely. However, Anabel and Looker claim they want to protect the UBs...which means to capture them.
I keep answering "What?!" but they won't let me say no, so I eventually say "Sure!" They want ME to capture them, since I'm the strongest trainer on the island.
Anabel wants to battle me to test my abilities.
SHE HAS 5 POKéMON YIKES
VERSUS ANABEL?!
Anabel sends out an ALAKAZAM (♂, lv. 61)
Holy shit, she's saying she can't beat the UBs? Her dudes are 10 levels higher than I am!
Uh... Go Bull Moo?
Alakazam used FOCUS BLAST Bull Moo fainted!
...help
Um... Go Toucannon?
Alakazam used Psychic! Toucannon fainted!
...help
Go, Ms. Sandbag! Use Fake Out! ALAKAZAM DIDN'T FLINCH AND USED PSYCHIC Ms. Sandbag toughed it out!
Alakazam used Psychic! Ms. Sandbag fainted!
/b/mag, go!
Alakazam used Focus Blast! /b/mag's Sturdy activated! /b/mag used Thunder Wave! Alakazam was paralysed!
ALAKAZAM STILL MOVES FIRST Alakazam used Focus Blast! A CRITICAL HIT. /b/mag fainted!
I choose you, Decidueye!
Nasty Plot! Alakazam is paralysed and can't move!
Now, use Shadow Ball! Alakazam fainted!
Yes! Decidueye leveled up to level 55! Decidueye wants to learn Brave Bird! ...how about no.
Anabel chooses Mismagius! (♀, lv. 61)
Mismagius used Shadow Ball! It's super-effective! Decidueye fainted!
I have no choice... Minior, go!
Shields Down deactivated!
Mismagius used Thunderbolt! Minior toughed it out! Minior ate a Wiki Berry!
Minior used Shell Smash! Y'know, maybe the Wiki Berry in this case is a bad idea if I don't want to have the shields.
MISMAGIUS IS STILL FASTER Minior toughed it out AGAIN! Minior used Power Gem! Shields Down activated!
Minior used Power Gem! Mismagius fainted!
Minior grew to level 54!
Anabel chooses SALAMENCE (♂, lv. 61). Salamence Intimidated Minior!
Minior used Power Gem! Salamence fainted!
Anabel chooses Snorlax (♂, lv. 61)
annnd now my run is over.
Minior used Power Gem! (green) Snorlax used Heavy Slam! Minior toughed it out!
Minior used Power Gem! (yellow) Snorlax used HEAVY SLAM! MINIOR TOUGHED IT OUT AGAIN.
Minior, Power Gem! (red) Snorlax used Heavy Slam! ...Minior finally fainted.
I gave 6,000 Poké to Anabel and ran to the Pokémon Centre.
Ludwig blacked out!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 15, 2017 21:23:10 GMT -5
SOOOOO let's try going to Poni Island and exploring the half of the island blocked by the "you ain't the champion, jerk" dude.
But before I could get there, DEXIO wants to show me how Mega Evolution works. That's SUCH a Kalos thing.
It's quickly apparent he's a Psychic-type guy, and his team is pretty lame. He did impress by having POWER SWAP ESPEON as his lead against Bull Moo's Intimidate, but then he kept using Power Swap and nothing else.
Things were going kinda well until his last Pokémon... Alakazam. Which he mega-evolved to MEGA ALAKAZAM, level 61.
Much like Anabel's Alakazam, except at the end instead of the beginning. It destroyed all of my team except Bull Moo and Minior, and Shell Smash Minior is what I had to use to beat it. And that was kinda luck-based.
I think it's clear my team has an Alakazam weakness. Unfortunately, Lassy (assuming she can beat Alakazam?) is having a nice break at Poké Pelago on Isle Evelup.
I made the mistake of taking a few steps into the formerly-restricted area, and BLACK BELT ROY challenged me with his Level 56 Crabominable, a much more manageable level.
Bull Moo Intimidated it, switched to Minior, which fainted to Close Combat (Minior only had 3 HP, +2 from 1 HP until it leveled up from beating Alakazam), and then came back for another Intimidate and a Breakneck Blitz to KO the Crabominable.
Then I figured I should really fly to a Pokémon Centre and save and stop.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 16, 2017 23:35:34 GMT -5
I grew over 200 Kelpsy Berries, and fed them to Minior, Decidueye, Lassy, and /b/mag. Now they're in Poké Pelago training in Special Attack.
That leaves Ms. Sandbag, Emobone, Toucannon, and Bull Moo to explore the Poni areas. Gotta try to avoid having them all faint, while collecting all there is to collect!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 19, 2017 22:01:32 GMT -5
So there's the Poni Meadows, and there's Revelation Cave inside of the meadows.
There's nothing in the cave, except for some very important items, such as the Life Orb and...
TM EARTHQUAKE! FINALLY!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 20, 2017 21:41:31 GMT -5
I reached the entrance of the Battle Tree... ...And Red and Blue were there and then Red gave me a game over because I expected to heal my team at the Battle Tree itself, so my team was already half-fainted anyway and then he just destroyed me. I wasn't even allowed to decline their battle. Very unfair and without warning.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 22, 2017 11:53:56 GMT -5
......
So it turns out that Seaward Cave and that Top 100 Places to Visit in Alola beach (top 100? There are, like, less than that number of places to visit on Alola) is actually an early-game area and I never inspected the Melemele Meadow close enough to know there is a little hole you can go in to explore. Whoops.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Feb 10, 2017 21:29:08 GMT -5
Someone could've told me a long, long time ago that Facade isn't boosted while Asleep.
I caught all of the Ultra Beasts and beat Red to have access to the Battle Tree. Whee?
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