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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 28, 2016 23:52:39 GMT -5
I've snuck into Po Town and it's packed with Team Skull dudes that are terrible at Pokémon.
Meanwhile, Poké Pelago made Emobone forget Earthquake, which is... a problem.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 29, 2016 20:48:27 GMT -5
I've fully upgraded every isle on Poké Pelago!
And I've reached Guzma on the rooftop of the main building in Po Town and saved.
Also wanna note there are a couple of Wii Us in a room here.
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Post by Charssie on Dec 30, 2016 10:52:24 GMT -5
You're so bad at this game.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 30, 2016 19:25:28 GMT -5
Guzma thinks there is something wrong with me for coming here all the way to rescue Yungoos.
Honestly, I forgot that's why we were here to begin with.
VERSUS TEAM SKULL BOSS GUZMA! Dude still only has two Pokémon.
Guzma chooses Golisopod (♂, lv. 37)! Go, Toucannon (♀, lv. 38)!
Use Beak Blast! Toucannon heat up her beak! Golisopod used Razor Shell! Toucannon's defence fell! Toucannon eats a Sitrus Berry! (50/111) Golisopod was burned! It's super-effective! Golisopod's Emergency Exit ability activated!
Guzma sends out Ariados (♂, lv. 36)!
Ariados used Sucker Punch! (1/111)
Toucannon used Drill Peck! A critical hit! Ariados fainted!
Guzma sends out Golisopod!
Toucannon used Drill Peck! Golisopod fainted!
Guzma lost!
Guzma stormed out of his own room, as did a grunt and Yungoos. I sat on Guzma's...throne, and a grunt came running to me, and was confused how I wasn't Guzma.
I also got a Buginium Z!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 30, 2016 20:06:24 GMT -5
Apparently Plumeria kidnapped Lillie, and Hau did jackshit to prevent that.
Gladion ran into the Aether House and is pissed off at something, and now we have to battle him for some reason? Wha? WHAT'D I DO.
Vs. Gladion and his three Pokémon!
Gladion sends out Golbat(♂, lv 37)!
Go, Ms. Sandbag (lv. 39)!
Golbat used Acrobatics! It's super-effective! (43/163) Ms. Sandbag used Rock Tomb! It's super-effective!
Come on back Ms. Sandbag! Go, /b/mag (lv. 38)!
Golbat used Acrobatics! (87/93)
/b/mag used Light Screen! Golbat used Acrobatics! (77/93)
/b/mag used Flash Cannon! Golbat fainted! /b/mag leveled up!
Gladion chooses Sneasel (♂, lv. 37)!
Sneasel used Faint Attack! (61/95) /b/mag used Flash Cannon! A one hit knockout!
Gladion chooses... Type: Null (lv. 38)!
/b/mag used Thunder Wave! Type: Null got paralysed! Type: Null used Crush Claw, but it's not very effective. (49/65)
/b/mag used Volt Switch! I choose you, Emobone (lv. 39)!
Type: Null used Crush Claw, but it had no effect.
Emobone used Flame Charge! Type: Null used Pursuit! It's super-effective. (78/102)
Emobone, use Flame Charge again! Type: Null used another Pursuit (56/102).
Last Flame Charge!
...oh, no Type: Null hangs on, but is fully paralysed.
This time for sure, last Flame Charge! Type: Null fainted! Emobone grew to level 40!
Gladion lost.
Then Gladion said he shouldn't have dragged me into a meaningless battle like that Y'think?
Gladion is now kidnapping me to go to the ferry with him.
Officer Nanu (Acerola's uncle or something) came to battle me. He's a Kahuna, apparently. Also apparently, the ferry is under maintenance, so I have nothing to do... Gladion asked me if we're waiting for Hau, but if the ship is under maintenance, then it's not just Hau's fault.
It's the kahuna battle music!
I'm challenged by Island Kahuna Nanu!
Nanu sends out Sableye (♀, lv. 38)! Go, Decidueye (lv. 38)!
Decidueye, use Grass Pledge! (over half, yellow) Sableye used Shadow Ball (37/117)!
Well, okay. Use Grass Pledge again! Sableye fainted!
Nanu sends out Krokorok (♂, lv. 38)! Krokorok intimidated Decidueye!
Krokorok moves first and used Crunch! Decidueye fainted!
...Wha?
Well, okay. Go, Bull Moo (lv. 38)!
Bull Moo intimidates Krokorok!
Bull Moo used Facade! (over half damage dealt) Krokorok used Swagger! Bull Moo became confused!
Come on back, Bull Moo! Go, Lassy (lv. 39)!
Krokorok used Earthquake! It's not very effective. (75/102)
Krokorok moves first and used Earthquake! (51/102) Lassy, use Draining Kiss! Krokorok fainted! (71/102)
Nanu sends out Persian (♀, lv. 39) Persian used Fake Out! (60/102) Lassy flinched! Persian used Power Gem! Lassy fainted!
WHAT I WAS GONNA USE THE NEW Z-MOVE.
Bull Moo, come back out and scare that Persian!
Persian moves first and unleashed a Z-Move! Black Hole Eclipse! (7/113) Bull Moo used Facade! (Persian has about 3/4 HP left) Persian used Dark Pulse! Bull Moo fainted!
Ummmmmm.
Go, /b/mag!
Persian used Dark Pulse! A critical hit! (37/95) /b/mag flinched!
Persian used Dark Pulse! /b/mag toughed it out! (1/95) /b/mag used Light Screen!
Persian used Dark Pulse! /b/mag fainted!
Well, I choose you, Minior (lv. 39)!
Persian used Power Gem! It's super-effective! (73/102) Minior used Power Gem! (About 1/4 HP left) Persian used Power Gem! (45/102) Minior used Power Gem! Persian fainted! Minior leveled up!
Nanu was defeated!
GRAND TRIAL COMPLETE! I got a Darkinium Z! Wait, what? I was in a trial?
Gladion brought Hau (who just ran in) and me to Aether Paradise, where he believes Lillie is.
AHH NOW WE'RE FIGHTING AETHER FOUNDATION EMPLOYEES! We're intruding.
I thought Pokémon and Poké Balls weren't a thing here, but here's a battle. Or two. Or more. They got their own battle music.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 30, 2016 20:25:05 GMT -5
Why do I have to battle Branch Chief Faba? Gladion is the one talking crap to everyone.
Dude only has a Hypno and that's it.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 30, 2016 21:38:53 GMT -5
So in the Aether Foundation there are a ton of double battles where I'm "helped" by Hau and Gladion.
I KO all of their Pokémon before I go after my opponents.
From what I can tell, Gladion's Type: Null was a failed Aether experiment. AND Lusamine is Gladion's mom. AND the Aether Foundation financially supports Team Skull.
So Team Skull retreated to the Aether Paradise, and Guzma apparently beat Gladion. (It's not hard.)
Now Guzma wants to battle me for a third time! And he has FOUR Pokémon!
Guzma sends out Golisopod (♂, lv. 41)! Go, Minior (lv. 40)!
Oh eek Guzma trained.
Minior used Ancient Power! It's super-effective! Golisopod had Emergency Exit and retreated! Guzma sends out Pinsir (♂, lv. 40)!
Pinsir used Break Break! A critical hit! (42/104) Minior used Ancient Power! It's super-effective! Minior's shields went down!
Minior went first with Ancient Power! It's super-effective! Pinsir fainted, and Minior grew to level 41.
Guzma sends Golisopod back out.
Minior used another Ancient Power, and Golisopod fainted.
Guzma sends out Ariados (♂, lv. 40).
Well I know he'll Sucker Punch.
Come back, Minior! Go, Bull Moo (lv. 40).
Ariados used Sucker Punch, but failed.
Bull Moo used Facade! Ariados used Fell Stinger (97/119). Bull Moo used Facade! (Ariados in red... its Swarm must've activated!) Ariados used another Fell Stinger (63/119).
Bull Moo used Facade! Ariados fainted.
Guzma sends out Masquerain (♂, lv. 40)! Masquerain Intimidated Bull Moo!
Bull Moo, return! Go, /b/mag!
Masquerain used Bug Buzz, but it's not very effective. BUT, /b/mag's Sp. Defense fell!
Masquerain used Bug Buzz! (22/97) /b/mag used Volt Switch! It's super-effective!
Come back out Bull Moo!
Finish Masquerain off with BREAKNECK BLITZ!
Masquerain fainted! /b/mag leveled up to level 41!
Lusamine has summoned a bunch of Ultra Beasts all over the place and now...EEEK
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 30, 2016 22:08:19 GMT -5
I'M CHALLENGED BY AETHER PRESIDENT LUSAMINE! And she has 5 Pokémon!
Lusamine sends out Clefable (♀, lv. 41)!
Uh... Go Minior!
Good thing I healed my Pokémon before this with the nice Aether attendant by the elevator.
Minior and Clefable are buddies, right? In origin?
Minior use Ancient Power! ...it barely did a thing. Clefable used Metronome! Clefable got... Parabolic Charge! It's super-effective! (67/107) Clefable healed pretty much everything.
Come back, Minior! Go, /b/mag! Clefable used Moonblast! (80/99)
/b/mag, I need a Light Screen, stat! Clefable used Cosmic Power, and raised its defenses!
/b/mag, use Flash Cannon! It's super-effective... but Clefable tanked it easily! Clefable used another Cosmic Power!
/b/mag, use Volt Switch! I choose you, Decidueye!
Clefable used Moonblast, but Decidueye dodged it!
Decidueye, use Toxic! Clefable was Poisoned! Badly. Clefable used Mooblast! (97/122) Clefable took... no damage. IT'S MAGIC GUARD?
Uh... Decidueye, use Shadow Ball. (Clefable in yellow!)
Clefable used Metronome... Clefable used Sky Drop, and kidnapped Decidueye!
Clefable used Sky Drop! It's super-effective! A critical hit! (35/122)
Decidueye, use Roost! (96/122) Clefable used Moonblast! (48/122) Decidueye's Special Attack fell.
Decidueye, return! I choose you, Bull Moo! Bull Moo Intimidated Clefable! Clefable used Metronome, and summoned HEAL ORDER.
WHAT THE HELL WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING PERFECT MOVES?
Bull Moo, use Smart Strike! It's super-effective, but accomplished little. Clefable used Metronome and summoned Whirlpool! A critical hit! Bullmoo is hurt by the Whirlpool! (81/119)
Bull Moo, use another Smart Strike! Clefable used Moonblast! (17/119) Bull Moo was hurt by the Whirlpool! (3/119)
Bull Moo, use Rest! Bull Moo's HP was fully restored!
Clefable used Moonblast! Bull Moo was damaged by the Whirlppool! (42/119)
Uggggh.
Bull Moo, use Sleep Talk! Bull Moo used FACADE! (Clefable: Yellow)
Clefable used Moonblast! Bull Moo toughed it out so I wouldn't feel sad... but the Whirlpool caused Bull Moo to faint!
Go for it, Toucannon! Beak Blast! Clefable used Metronome and used EXPLOSION?!!?!?!!? (76/119) WHAAAAAAAAAAAT (Well, I wasn't gonna beat it...) Minior grew to level 42! Decidueye grew to level 41!
Lusamine sends out Mismagius (♀, lv. 41)!
Okay, get ready for a Beak Blast! Mismagius used Mystical Fire, and Toucannon's special attack fell. (29/119) BEAK BLAST! (Mismagius in red)
Mismagius used Power Gem! It's super effective! A critical hit! Toucannon fainted.
Go, Lassy!
Mismagius used Mystical Fire! It's super-effective! (16/106) Lassy used Draining Kiss! A critical hit! (23/106) Mismagius fainted. Lassy leveled up to level 42! Lassy wants to learn Aromatherapy. Sure! Lassy forgot Stun Spore and learned Aromatherapy.
Lusamine chooses Milotic (♀, lv. 41)!
Come on back, Lassy. I choose you, Decidueye! Milotic used HYDRO PUMP! A critical hit!
Decidueye fainted.
Lassy, come back out.
Milotic went FIRST and used Safeguard! Oh yeah? Lassy, use... Pollen Puff-boosted SAVAGE SPIN-OUT! (Milotic in yellow!)
Milotic used Hydro Pump! Lassy toughed it out! Lassy, use Pollen Puff! (Milotic in red) Milotic used FLAIL! Lassy fainted.
Go, /b/mag! Milotic used HYDRO PUMP! (2/99) /b/mag used Volt Switch! Milotic fainted!
Go on, Minior!
Lusamine chooses... Lilligant~!
Lilligant used Petal Dance! Minior toughed it out! Minior used Power Gem! Shields down! Minior moves first and uses Hidden Power! Super-effective! Lilligant fainted!
Lusamine chooses... Bewear? (♀, lv. 41)
Minior used Psychic! It's super-effective! (Yellow HP) Bewear used Take Down, but it missed!
Minior used Psychic! Bewear fainted!
Lusamine was defeated!
But she and Guzma ran into a wormhole and disappeared.
Meanwhile, we're running out of there and sleeping.
AHHH LILLIE. LILLIE ACTUALLY CHANGED CLOTHES AFTER ALL THE ONES SHE BOUGHT. She looks like a different person. She did a Z-dance or something. Gladion gave us a Master Ball?!!?
MEANWHILE I finally got to talk to the Miltank at the Aether Paradise. She said,
"Tank!"
Everyone is acting like everything is normal and the Aether president isn't a nut.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 30, 2016 22:12:06 GMT -5
The fourth island...
Poni Island.
We get off at Seafolk Village and abandon Hau back at Aether.
I fished out this REALLY annoying Pokémon named Dhelmise that took FOREVER to catch, so I caught it with a Timer Ball.
It's Ghost/Grass, just like Decidueye. Except Decidueye is kinda slacking. It's the soul of... seaweed?
Anchbis (Dhelmise) Timid Good endurance Ability: Steelworker (powers up steel moves) Lv. 36
Timid looks to be the worst possible Nature for it.
This random girl just gave me an Aerodactyl.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Dec 31, 2016 22:24:08 GMT -5
Soooo there's this big level jump on this island. It's like, anyone living here could at least beat your boy Guzma.
(Not Lusamine though.)
Even the wild Magikarp are over level 40. I caught one (Bold-natured, lol) and evolved it into a GYARADOS!
Hau is still confirmed AWOL. Good. In his place, Lillie is totally clinging to me and making me out to be a knight in shining armour. Get her awaaaaaay. She keeps dumping her family issues on me. She's a total parasite.
I went to Exeggutor Island which featured a total of one Exeggutor, which I also caught. And got the Moon Flute. Wasn't even guarded. What would happen if some dude just went and took it years ago?
I got MACHAMP as a Rider Pokémon. Dude wears massive gloves and stuff and shoves boulders.
REMEMBERING the giant rock at Ten Carat Hill, I flew there and got... the Flynium Z! yay I actually wanted a Flying type trial because Flying is in my top 3 favourite types, though.
Besides Ruins, I don't recall where other overworld giant boulder things are and I flew around looking. Apparently the Gyarados-shaped garden (...it totally doesn't look like a Gyarados?) had a Nugget Bridge with a bunch of dudes pretending to be from Kanto — even the Rattata was Kanto-an.
I also battled six Team Skull grunts for no reason, and Plumeria gave me the Z-Crystal for Poison. Too bad I don't have any Poison moves.
And finally, Hapu is the Poni Island Kahuna and she wants to battle me. ...yeaaah maybe later? Decidueye is hanging out in Poké Pelago and I'd rather have him on my team than /b/mag. No offense, but GROUND types, man.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 3, 2017 0:39:48 GMT -5
The other boulder place was in Diglett's Cave, which got me the Will-O-Wisp TM.
While waiting for Decidueye to get out of Poké Pelago, I caught a Wailmer named Waily, and evolved it to a Wailord.
Z-Crystal-boosted Water Spout apparently lets you pull out a 200 base power move whenever you want, even if Water Spout would be pitifully weak.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 3, 2017 13:17:53 GMT -5
HERE'S MY TEAM GOING TO THE GRAND TRIAL:
Boxed: /b/mag (Magneton) lv. 44, Hardy, Sturdy, @eviolite: Thunder Wave, Light Screen, Volt Switch, Flash Cannon Emobone (Marowak)♀ lv. 44, Impish, Lightning Rod @metronome: Flame Charge, Swords Dance, Stone Edge, Stomping Tantrum
Party:
Minior lv. 45, Modest, Shields Down @bright Powder: Shell Smash, Psychic, Hidden Power (Ice), Power Gem Lassy (Ribombee)♀ lv. 46, Relaxed, Honey Gather @big Root: Hidden Power (Ground), Draining Kiss, Aromatherapy, Pollen Puff Ms. Sandbag (Hariyama)♀ lv. 44, Naughty, Thick Fat @muscle Band: Fake Out, Rock Tomb, Knock Off, Low Sweep Toucannon ♀ lv. 44, Adamant, Keen Eye @flyinium Z: Bullet Seed, U-turn, Brick Break, Beak Blast Decidueye♂ lv. 46, Timid, Overgrow @sitrus Berry: Roost, Grass Pledge, Shadow Ball, U-turn Bull Moo (Tauros)♂ lv. 44, Impish, Intimidate, @normalium Z: Rest, Sleep Talk, Facade, Toxic
Bull Moo's last move is Toxic specifically to try to counter the upcoming battle.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 3, 2017 13:41:14 GMT -5
VERSUS ISLAND KAHUNA HAPU
4 vs. 6!
Hapu sends out Alolan Dugtrio (lv. 47,♀)! I choose you, Decidueye!
...OH MAN THAT LEVEL DIFFERENCE THAT'S NOT GOOD.
Dugtrio used Sandstorm! Decidueye used U-turn... but Dugtrio avoided the attack?! Decidueye was hurt by the Sandstorm (132/140)
Well if I gotta stay in... Decid-... DUGTRIO USED SUCKER PUNCH! Decidueye ate his Sitrus Berry! Decidueye used Grass Pledge! A critical hit! Dugtrio fainted! Decidueye took Sandstorm damage. (64/140)
Hapu sends out Flygon (lv. 47, ♂)!
Decidueye, come back! Go on, Lassy!
Flygon used Dragon Breath! It doesn't affect Lassy. Lassy was hurt by the Sandstorm. (111/118)
Flygon used Earth Power! It's not very effective. (72/118) Lassy used Draining Kiss! It's super-effective, and Lassy's HP was fully restored! Sandstorm hurt Lassy. (111/118)
Flygon used another Earth Power (72/118). Lassy's Sp. Defense fell! Lassy used another Draining Kiss! Flygon fainted!
Decidueye leveled up! The sandstorm subsided.
Hapu chooses Mudsdale (lv. 48, ♂)
Lassy, return! Go on, Bull Moo! Bull Moo Intimidated Mudsdale! Mudsdale used Heavy Slam, but Bull Moo dodged it.
Time for my plan to happen. USE TOXIC! Mudsdale was badly poisoned!
Mudsdale used Earthquake! (70/130). Mudsdale was hurt by the Toxic!
Bull Moo, return! Go on Decidueye! Musdale used Heavy Slam! ...Decidueye fainted!
...wha THAT wasn't supposed to happen. Whoops.
Bull Moo, back out! Mudsdale isn't Intimidated enough.
Use Facade! A critical hit! Musdale activated Stamina, and its Defense rose! Musdale used Earthquake! (25/130). And its hurt by Toxic even more. (Yellow)
Bull Moo used Rest! Bull Moo slept and became healthy. Musdale surrounded itself with its Z-Power! Mudsdale used TECTONIC RAGE! (52/130)
Musdale was hurt by poison. (red HP)
HAPU USED A HYPER POTION! Mudsdale had its HP restored! Bull Moo used Sleep Talk. Bull Moo used Rest! But it failed. Musdale was hurt by Toxic.
Bull Moo used Sleep Talk! Bull Moo used Facade! (yellow HP) Musdale's Stamina activated and its Defense rose again.
Mudsdale was hurt by Poison! (red)
Bull Moo woke up! ...And then Bull Moo used Rest!
Mudsdale used Earthquake! (85/130) Mudsdale was hurt by Poison! Mudsdale fainted.
Bull Moo grew to level 45!
Hapu chooses Gastrodon (♀, lv. 47)!
Bull Moo is fast asleep... ...Bull Moo used its Z-Power! Z Sleep Talk! Its critical hit ratio rose! Bull Moo used Z-Toxic! It's unclear what Z-Toxic involves.
Gastrodon used Muddy Water! (27/132)
Come on back, Bull Moo!
Go, Toucannon!
Gastrodon used Muddy Water! (66/129)
Toucannon, use Bullet Seed! It's super-effective! Hit three times! (red HP) Gastrodon used Muddy Water! Toucannon fainted! Gastrodon was hurt by poison! Gastrodon fainted!
I got the Groundium Z! Grand Trial Complete!
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 3, 2017 14:58:16 GMT -5
So I'm venturing in the Vast Poni Canyon and Lillie is a loser who thinks she's brave for crossing a non-rickety bridge and she's doing z-dances for whatever reason.
On another bridge that Lillie is too tired to get to is this Mina artist captain person who is obviously on drugs. She gave me a Fairium Z. She hasn't bothered to actually come up with a trial. I now have 16 Z-Crystal types. I'm just missing Ice and... uh... Dragon.
I'm happy that this whole canyon area doesn't have its music overridden when you're on a Ride Pokémon.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 4, 2017 15:34:30 GMT -5
AND SPEAKING OF DRAGON
I'm now in an anonymously-ran DRAGON TYPE TRIAL and I boxed Decidueye and Lassy to bring back /b/mag (lv. 47) and Emobone (lv. 46) from Poké Pelago.
IF I KNEW IT WAS DRAGON I WOULD'VE KEPT LASSY 'CAUSE THAT'S WHY FAIRY TYPES EXIST
The anonymously-ran TRIAL is literally just a hallway in a cave with Dragon Claw TM and two mooks... So now it's time for...
TOTEM KOMMO-O (♂, lv. 45) With its stats all up by +1
GO, EMOBONE!
Well, I gave Emobone a cool toy.
TOTEM KOMMO-O USED PROTECT FIRST TURN SHIT Emobone boosted its attack by +1... AND USE Z-WILL-O-WISP ...but Totem Kommo-o Protected itself!
Totem Kommo-o (I have that on copy-paste) summoned Hakamo-o (♂, lv. 32)!
Totem Kommo-o used Clanging Scales! Its defense fell! (29/119) Emobone used Will-O-Wisp! Totem Kommo-o was burned! Hakamo-o used Work Up!
Well that attack was terrifying.
Totem Kommo-o used Clanging Scales! Its Defense fell! Emobone fainted! The wild Hakamo-o used Automotize!
Well... uh... Go, Bull Moo! Bull Moo Intimidated the two Dragons!
Bull Moo used Facade! Hakamo-o got in red. Totem Kommo-o used Clanging Scales! A critical hit! Bull Moo clung to 1 HP so I wouldn't feel sad. Hakamo-o used Automotize!
Come on back, Bull Moo! Go, Toucannon!
Wild Hakamo-o used Sky Uppercut! Totem Kommo-o used Clanging Scales! (15/137)
Wild Hakamo-o used Sky Uppercut! Toucannon fainted!
Totem Kommo-o has been taking burn damage this whole time and it's still in green.
Go on, Bull Moo! Re-Intimidate them!
Hakamo-o used Sky Uppercut! Bull Moo fainted! Totem Kommo-o used Flash Cannon but it failed.
I choose you, /b/mag!
Hakamo-o used Sky Uppercut! Totem Kommo-o used Sky Uppercut! (70/113) /b/mag is such a TANK. The two Intimidates and burn help too, of course. /b/mag used Flash Cannon! Hakamo-o fainted.
Totem Kommo-o summoned... A WILD SCIZOR (♂, lv. 32)
Totem Kommo-o used Sky Uppercut! A CRITICAL HIT (18/113) /b/mag used Volt Switch on Scizor, which barely hangs on! ...Scizor used PURSUIT! (4/113)
I choose you, Ms. Sandbag!
Ms. Sandbag used Fake Out on Scizor! Scizor fainted! Totem Kommo-o used Flash Cannon! (122/194)
Totem Kommo-o is finally in Yellow HP from the burns!
Come on back, Ms. Sandbag! Go, /b/mag! Totem Kommo-o used Flash Cannon! /b/mag toughed it out! (1/113)
Totem Kommo-o used Flash Cannon! /b/mag is still toughing it out! /b/mag used Light Screen!
Totem Kommo-o used Sky Uppercut, but my shout allowed /b/mag to dodge it! /b/mag used Volt Switch!
I choose you, Ms. Sandbag!
Totem Kommo-o is now in red HP.
Totem Kommo-o used Protect! Ms. Sandbag's Fake Out failed.
Totem Kommo-o used Sky Uppercut, but missed! Ms. Sandbag used Knock Off, and knocked off Totem Kommo-o's Mental Herb!
Totem Kommo-o fainted! Ms. Sandbag leveled up to level 48!
Totem Kommo-o hid itself into the deepest reaches of the valley.
TRIAL COMPLETE! I got the Dragonium-Z!
And now I'm at the Altar of the Moone, with Lillie and Hapu behind me. Lillie healed my Pokémon and told me that I've cleared every trial.
(So where is the Ice Z-Crystal?)
Lillie will play the Sun Flute. And I'll play the Moon Flute...
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 4, 2017 15:48:38 GMT -5
After a few seconds of playing, the whole altar is flashing lights and all sorts of shit is happening.
For the first time in the entire game, my character stopped smiling. I think.
Nebby took the bag with it and went to the shining lights and transformed into... the cover legendary!
...Lillie said Nebby just EVOLVED into Lunala.
LUNALA JUST OPENED A WORMHOLE AND KIDNAPPED BOTH OF US INTO IT
Now we're in Ultra Space, a scary-looking place that looks like it should be a Metroid environment. As appropriate for Metroid, the air hurts to breathe.
HOLY SHIT THE JELLYFISH ULTRA BEAST IS JUST FLOATING AROUND IN THE BACKGROUND
It appears Rotom is deactivated in this world (touch screen Rotom doesn't do anything), but it still talks in the game's Pokédex feature. (So much for gameplay and story segregation)
Guzma is randomly sitting on a perch and says "Y'all are stupid!"
Guzma is having a flashback and there's MANY jellyfish monsters. He says it POSSESSED him. Then he said he finally knew what fear feels like. Guzma then says that Lusamine ("the lady") is "far gone". Lillie disagrees and runs ahead. I kinda agree with Guzma here. But I have no choice but to follow Lillie.
Lusamine teleports on a rock with a jellyfish beast by her side. She called it Nihilego? Lusamine wants to live here in this place, because the Nihilego are beautiful to her and Pokémon and Lillie aren't. (But Guzma is here, so is Guzma a beautiful guy?)
Lillie is trying to be defiant and says children and Pokémon aren't just THINGS.
Is this gonna end with her being attacked and me having to save her?
Lillie says her and Cosmog are ALIVE and not just things to collect, and says Lusamine is "terrible".
Lusamine asks how she's different than myself. "What do you do with a Pokémon you can't use? You remove it from your party, as you please."
Well. I mean. She's right.
Lusamine says Lillie was once adorable, but now she's ugly. Lusamine blames ME for Lillie being ugly. HEY. I NEVER WANTED HER TO FOLLOW ME.
Lusamine has a special Poké Ball and sent out a Nihelego and WHAT THE FUCK SHE MERGED WITH IT
I'M CHALLENGED BY AETHER PRESIDENT LUSAMINE
I KNEW IT FUCK YOU LILLIE I ALWAYS AM DRAGGED INTO YOUR FUCKING SHIT NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR JELLYFISH-FUCKED MOM
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 4, 2017 16:13:38 GMT -5
It's 5 vs. 6 here. She sends out Clefable (♀, lv. 50)
LEVEL 50? WHAT FUCK I ONLY BEAT HER CLEFABLE THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE IT EXPLODED
Okay, uh, go Emobone.
Her Clefable has a +1 Sp. Def aura.
Clefable used Moonblast! It's not very effective. (81/119) Emobone used Swords Dance!
Clefable used Moonblast! (45/119) Use Flame Charge! ...that was underwhelming.
Use another Flame Charge! Clefable used Metronome! IT USED HYPNOSIS
Emobone fell asleep.
Emobone is asleep! Clefable used MOONLIGHT.
Emobone woke up!
Use Stomping Tantrum! Clefable used Cosmic Power!
Emobone, use Swords Dance AGAIN. Clefable used Moonlight!
STOMPING TANTRUM Clefable used Moonblast! (6/119)
Fuck this I'm using items.
LUDWIG USED A HYPER POTION (119/119)
Clefable used Metronome! Clefable summoned Metal Sound! It missed.
Emobone used Swords Dance! Clefable used Moonlight! Its HP is fully restored.
STOMPING TANTRUM... it didn't even do half.
Clefable used Cosmic Power!
STOMPING TANTRUM STOMPING TANTRUM STOMPING TANTRUM ARGGGH
Clefable used Moonblast! (82/119)
FLAME CHARGE! Clefable is at a sliver of HP!
Clefable used Moonlight!
Emobone used Flame Charge! Clefable used Moonblast! (48/119)
That's my chance!
FINISH IT WITH FLAME CHARGE!
Clefable fainted!
Emobone leveled up to level 47!
Lusamine chooses Milotic! (♀, lv. 50)
Emobone is at +6 attack and +5 speed.
Meanwhile, Milotic has a +1 attack aura which doesn't seem very useful.
EMOBONE USE STOMPING TANTRUM (Milotic at yellow HP) Milotic used... Safeguard?
...Um... okay.
Emobone used Stomping Tantrum! Milotic fainted!
Lusamine chooses Mismagius (♀, lv. 50)! Mismagius's aura is +1 Speed.
MISMAGIUS MOVES FIRST WHAT THE FUCK MISMAGIUS USED POWER GEM
Emobone fainted!
Go on, Ms. Sandbag!
Mismagius used Power Gem! (148/198) Ms. Sandbag used Knock Off! (red HP)
Mismagius used Shadow Ball! (12/198) Ms. Sandbag used Knock Off! Mismagius fainted!
Lusamine chooses Lilligant (♀, lv. 50)! Lilligant has a +1 Sp. Attack aura.
Lilligant used Petal Dance! Ms. Sandbag fainted.
Go, Toucannon!
Hey, I dunno if it's just me, but Lusamine's Pokémon are glaring at me. Or maybe they're always like that.
Prepare a Beak Blast! Lilligant used Petal Dance! It's not very effective. (14/137) Lilligant got burned!
Beak Blast! Lilligant fainted!
Lusamine sends her last Pokémon: Bewear (♀, lv. 50)!
Bewear has a +1 Defense aura.
Toucannon is heating up its beak. Bewear used Take Down! Toucannon fainted, but Bewear was burned!
I choose you, Bull Moo!
Bull Moo Intimidated Bewear.
Bull Moo! Use Breakneck Blitz! ...It... didn't really do much. Bewear is still in green.
Bewear used Pain Split! Bull Moo's HP remained the same. Bewear was hurt by the burn.
Bull Moo used Facade! A critical hit! Bewear used Pain Split, and went to green HP, which fell to Yellow after the burn. (Bull Moo's HP: 115/138)
Keep using Facade! Bewear used Pain Split (100/138)
Bewear seems to lack a winning game plan. I'm just using Facade, and Bewear is using Pain Split and suffering burn damage. (85/138)
Facade! ...Pain Split. (70/138)
I just know I can't use Rest. Bewear used Take Down! (39/138) Bewear suffered recoil and was hurt by burn.
Now's my chance! Facade! Bewear hangs on by a sliver and uses Pain Split (21/138)!
I'm tired of this. Bull Moo, use Facade! Bewear fainted! Bull Moo leveled up to level 48! Bull Moo wants to use Swagger!
...While Bull Moo is quite handsome and rugged, I'll say no to Swagger.
Lusamine was defeated!
Lusamine is doing weird things in her jellyfish. Lillie screams for help from Lunala, which uses some kind of weird beam on Lusamine, which grounds her. But not for long. ...The jellyfish part has this big flashing light, and the Ultra Beast separates from Lusamine entirely, returning into its ball.
Lillie runs to her still-conscious mom, and Lusamine pokes Lillie's mouth.
GUZMA appears and asks what's going on. There's a bunch of Nihilego. Lusamine fades out of existence, and Lunala teleports Ludwig, Lillie, Guzma, and Lusamine's body to the altar. Hapu appears on her Mudsdale and remarks her surprise to see Lunala and "a strange hole in the sky."
Guzma sets Lusamine on Mudsdale, where they'll take her to see medical attention, I guess.
Lunala wants to keep traveling with Lillie, but turned to me when it was making noises.
Lillie says she can't give Nebby the happiness it wants as a fighting Pokémon, so it's apparently MY job to capture it. Yikes.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 5, 2017 20:49:53 GMT -5
...It's time.
LUNALA APPEARED! (Level 55)
I choose you, /b/mag!
Lunala used Cosmic Power!!
...well this is gonna be annoying.
/b/mag used Thunder Wave! /b/mag used Light Screen! Lunala is paralysed!
/b/mag, use Volt Switch! (Didn't do a thing...)
Go, Toucannon! Lunala is paralysed.
Toucannon, use U-turn! (Still didn't do much...)
Go, Emobone!
Lunala used Night Daze! It's super-effective! (50/121)
...oh.
Lunala used Night Daze! It's super-effective! Emobone fainted.
HOW SLOW IS EMOBONE MY GOSH. Got outsped by a paralysed Lunala, +5 Emobone outsped by +1 Mismagius...
Go, Toucannon!
We gotta lower this HP! Use SUPERSONIC SKYSTRIKE!
A critical hit! Lunala fainted!
......woops.
Well, it didn't actually say Lunala fainted, and no experience was gained. Lunala just reappears there like nothing happened. (But Emobone still fainted)
Uh... okay logging is kinda pointless.
But I will say, Supersonic Skystriking a +1 Lunala in this 2nd try doesn't even get Lunala to yellow HP.
Now I'm throwing balls at it. It's at red HP and paralysed. My first two Premier Balls failed. How about my third and last? Nope. OKAY YOU'RE NOT GOING INTO A PREMIER BALL.
But my fourth ball, a Luxury Ball, worked!
Nebby (Lunala) Lv. 55 Lax Likes to Thrash About
Lillie says I'm Nebby's father now. eek I was planning on just having Nebby be in a PC box forever. Or the Poké Pelago hot spring.
Nanu wants me to come to the FINAL TRIAL at Tapu Village with him... but I wanna fly to my mom first. >_> So I said no to his offer.
Flew to mom. Ludwig refuses to say a word.
wtf there was a Zygarde Core next to my bed. And I keep triggering weird cutscenes where Meowth at different houses give me an Awakening.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 8, 2017 12:30:55 GMT -5
So I'm innocently walking in Tapu Village AND ALL OF A SUDDEN GLADION APPEARS AND THANKS ME... with a fucking battle? Fuck this guy. I'm not ready for random serious battles I'm just walking.
Gladion has four dudes, and chooses Crobat (♂, lv. 52)!
Go, Emobone! <_< (level 47)
Crobat used Acrobatics! (61/121) Emobone used Will-O-Wisp! Crobat was burned!
Crobat used Acrobatics! (30/121) Emobone used Flame Charge!
...why do I keep Emobone on my team?
GLADION WITHDREW CROBAT WTF HE SWITCHED
Gladion chooses Silvally (lv. 53)! Emobone used a really weak Flame Charge!
Silvally moves first and used Crunch! Emobone fainted.
...Go, Toucannon (lv. 47)!
Toucannon heated its beak...
Silvally used MULTI-TATTACK? (56/137) Toucannon used Beak Blast! (Silvally at half HP, green)
Silvally used Multi-Attack! Toucannon fainted.
Screw this. Go, Ms. Sandbag (lv. 48)!
Fake Out! A critical hit!
Silvally used Multi-Attack! (156/198) Ms. Sandbag used Close Combat! Silvally fainted.
Gladion chooses Crobat!
Ms. Sandbag, return! Go, /b/mag! (lv. 47) Crobat used Acrobatics! (108/113)
Crobat used Acrobatics! (102/113) /b/mag used Volt Switch! Super-effective! Crobat fainted. /b/mag leveled up! Ms. Sandbag leveled up! Go, Ms. Sandbag!
GLADION CHOOSES LUCARIO (♂, lv. 52)
Lucario used Aura Sphere! (55/203) Ms. Sandbag used Close Combat! Lucario fainted.
Gladion chooses Weavile (♂, lv. 52)!
Wot's with his Fighting weakness?
Weavile used Metal Claw! Ms. Sandbag fainted.
I choose you, Bull Moo (lv. 48)! Bull Moo Intimidated Weavile!
Weavile used Night Slash! (99/141) Bull Moo used Facade! (about half)
Weavile used Night Slash! (56/141)
Bull Moo! Use BREAKNECK BLITZ! Weavile fainted!
Gladion lost. Yay. Dude smiles now and it's creepy.
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Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Jan 8, 2017 12:34:30 GMT -5
...Well I found the Icium Z just in a pedestal in the mountain.
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