Post by Ludwig Von Koopa on Aug 20, 2011 14:03:38 GMT -5
Donkey Kong Goes Country!
Heeeeeeere, here we go,
So they're finally here,
Performing for y'all,
If you know the words,
You can join with a draaawl.
Put your hands together for some Dee-Kay Country,
Get your Kongs in leather 'cause we're gonna get suuultrrry.
Deeee Kaaaay, Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, on some grass,
If you touch his lawn he'll kick your ass!
Shotguns bears in bright yeller shorts,
Buys American 'n' not foreign imports.
He loves his Land and Blasts this Beat,
Climbin' through the backwoods for a meet-and-greet!
Huh!
DeeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
Yeah, DK, Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up boys,
Dressed in rancher boots twirlin' rifles like toys,
She can cook Cajun with quite some glee,
She'll make you feel good in the Honky Tonk 'till three.
If you choose her don't lose her or you'll be wrong,
With a hip swing 'n' gasp, she's one seexaaay Kong!
Huh!
DeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
He has no style or four-wheel drive,
It's a miracle... this Kong is even alive!
He can skin a buck if he needs to,
And crawl through the mud... just for you!
Inflate himself like some cotton,
This crazy Kong has been forgotten!
Huh!
DeeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
DK, yeah, Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again with a rebel attitude,
Fight with him and you'll only be screwed.
He can drive real fast with his pimped out Ford,
Your only hope against him is to pray t'th'Lord!
You'll be smilin', when he fiddles bluegrass,
He's so chilled he'll play to the last.
Hey!
DeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's heeeere for you,
It's the last member of the DeeeK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it ain't funny,
Can make a carpetbagger cry out for mummy,
Plows through beer but always eager for more,
Can pound Rawkhawk straight through the floor!
He can never drive straight and can't shoot worth a dime,
But this Kong... has one helluva time.
Hey!
C'mon Cranky, take it to Piggly Wiggly!
C-c-catfish and steak with propane grill smells,
Grapico, fried chicken 'n' half-dollar sales!
Hell yeah!!
Catfish and steak with propane grill smells,
Grapico, fried chicken 'n' half-dollar sales!
Yeeee haw!
Heeeeeeere, here we go,
So they're finally here,
Performing for y'all,
If you know the words,
You can join with a draaawl.
Put your hands together for some Dee-Kay Country,
Get your Kongs in leather 'cause we're gonna get suuultrrry.
Deeee Kaaaay, Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, on some grass,
If you touch his lawn he'll kick your ass!
Shotguns bears in bright yeller shorts,
Buys American 'n' not foreign imports.
He loves his Land and Blasts this Beat,
Climbin' through the backwoods for a meet-and-greet!
Huh!
DeeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
Yeah, DK, Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up boys,
Dressed in rancher boots twirlin' rifles like toys,
She can cook Cajun with quite some glee,
She'll make you feel good in the Honky Tonk 'till three.
If you choose her don't lose her or you'll be wrong,
With a hip swing 'n' gasp, she's one seexaaay Kong!
Huh!
DeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
He has no style or four-wheel drive,
It's a miracle... this Kong is even alive!
He can skin a buck if he needs to,
And crawl through the mud... just for you!
Inflate himself like some cotton,
This crazy Kong has been forgotten!
Huh!
DeeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
DK, yeah, Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again with a rebel attitude,
Fight with him and you'll only be screwed.
He can drive real fast with his pimped out Ford,
Your only hope against him is to pray t'th'Lord!
You'll be smilin', when he fiddles bluegrass,
He's so chilled he'll play to the last.
Hey!
DeeKaaay, Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's heeeere for you,
It's the last member of the DeeeK crew!
This Kong's so strong, it ain't funny,
Can make a carpetbagger cry out for mummy,
Plows through beer but always eager for more,
Can pound Rawkhawk straight through the floor!
He can never drive straight and can't shoot worth a dime,
But this Kong... has one helluva time.
Hey!
C'mon Cranky, take it to Piggly Wiggly!
C-c-catfish and steak with propane grill smells,
Grapico, fried chicken 'n' half-dollar sales!
Hell yeah!!
Catfish and steak with propane grill smells,
Grapico, fried chicken 'n' half-dollar sales!
Yeeee haw!