Hell's Kitchen Season EIGHT

[Ludwig Von Koopa]

Raj is obviously there for ratings. Solely.

I'm pretty sure those guys in that room in that scene in the second episode where he kicked all the guys out at once are like, making the food on Raj's station for him. "Personal Chef"...


Boris is lol.


Preview is blatantly a lie. They'll be cooking for those ambulance people. They won't actually do their jobs.


Oh, and I literally rolled on my bed laughing in the interview thing where the guy says that Raj is 49 and it's a fucking miracle that he's alive and not in jail or an asylum.

[Ludwig Von Koopa]

Ramsey gave a "fuck you" to the producers who obviously rigged the customer comment cards to save Raj.

[Ludwig Von Koopa]

...Okay, I was completely bewildered that the producers DIDN'T make the final vote in the challenge a tiebreaker. It was an actual sweep. That's fucking amazing.

[Ludwig Von Koopa]

By the way, I really have to complement the Hell's Kitchen music team on this season. They keep remixing that awesome theme that plays whenever the service opens for that night and they show dramatic camera angles of the limos arriving. Really great work.

I liked that Rock, Christina, Danny and Holli (hawt) appeared. We all know that whenever Christina makes a cameo we think of how Petrozza should have won.

Trev is obviously doomed, no cliffhanger there, really.

Boris > Rob, in my opinion. Boris is comedic gold. Rock seems to think so.

[Ludwig Von Koopa]

Nona will get 4th place. Trevor will get 3rd.

It'll be down to Jillian vs. Russel, and the audience will support Jillian.

[Ludwig Von Koopa]

Jillian losing was completely unexpected. Hm.

Nona has the shitty team according to the preview.

ANY TEAM WITH BORIS IS SHIT.